villain for hire (![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} imbrium) wrote,@ 2008-10-02 16:19:00 |
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Q: What does Julie do after a productive meeting with her author concerning editing details?
The Democratic ticket this year packs a heavily customized and very powerful punch, but how would the legendary Bad Paint Editor describe our front man Barack Obama? Why as the legendary messianic RahXephon, of course.
Almost like she has some mad crush on him or something ah ha ha ha!.
Next up is our vice presidential BURNING WITH AN AWESOME POWER candidate, who tonight in his debate against Sarah Palin may or may not utilize any of the following weaponry:
Yes, Joe Biden like the equally insane (sorry, "enthusiastic") Graham Aker pilots a Custom Flag. Is victory assured? If we gamble on how the machine faired against far more qualified opponents he just may incinerate her completely but then disintegrate from the acid in Sarah Palin's alligator tears.
To describe the Republican ticket I had to stretch back into the stone age from whence the candidate is, in fact, from, to a time before quality screenshots existed. Thus necessarily I will return you to one of the most irritating boss battles in history:
Don't lie to me and tell me you don't remember Shakkan's regenerating gear. No matter how dated his views, no matter how cheap his tactics, and no matter how many times he had to attach the tube coming out of his mech's back to a giant bacta tank to get his HP back, the man was practically immortal. Just like John McCain!
Thankfully, his running mate's mech doesn't quite match up.
IF YOUR SATIRE DETECTOR IS BORKED IT ISN'T MY FAULT.
The Democratic ticket this year packs a heavily customized and very powerful punch, but how would the legendary Bad Paint Editor describe our front man Barack Obama? Why as the legendary messianic RahXephon, of course.
Almost like she has some mad crush on him or something ah ha ha ha!.
Next up is our vice presidential BURNING WITH AN AWESOME POWER candidate, who tonight in his debate against Sarah Palin may or may not utilize any of the following weaponry:
Yes, Joe Biden like the equally insane (sorry, "enthusiastic") Graham Aker pilots a Custom Flag. Is victory assured? If we gamble on how the machine faired against far more qualified opponents he just may incinerate her completely but then disintegrate from the acid in Sarah Palin's alligator tears.
To describe the Republican ticket I had to stretch back into the stone age from whence the candidate is, in fact, from, to a time before quality screenshots existed. Thus necessarily I will return you to one of the most irritating boss battles in history:
Don't lie to me and tell me you don't remember Shakkan's regenerating gear. No matter how dated his views, no matter how cheap his tactics, and no matter how many times he had to attach the tube coming out of his mech's back to a giant bacta tank to get his HP back, the man was practically immortal. Just like John McCain!
Thankfully, his running mate's mech doesn't quite match up.
IF YOUR SATIRE DETECTOR IS BORKED IT ISN'T MY FAULT.
